Ten Things To Do Before Sex
Yes, sex should be spontaneous and fast. As far as possible, sex should be made in the night club toilette. However, there are basics written even for quick sexual intercourse. See what should you do before you stretch your girlfriend on the bed and creep under her skirt.
1. Have a shower
People say that women love smell of male sweat, but women are different and it is better to be on the safe side. Don’t be long in the shower! In case you delay, give her a book with interesting images or an interesting magazine.
2. Brush your teeth
This point is automatically included in previous one. Kisses, oral sex…. You should be prepared for things like that. You should be prepared for everything.
3. Choose right perfume
When you choose perfume for sex, remember that smell of male testosterone drives women crazy. Take in the shop perfume with musk. It would work great.
4. Do not eat too much
You must not eat too much before sex because after eating you would fall asleep, or even if you would not fall asleep you would be not very flexible in the bed and as a result you should have to forget about Kamasutra. Ideal food before sex is fruits and vegetables (it may be a salad).
5. Do not drink too much alcohol
Alcohol increases sexual desire but decreases ability to realize it in bed. Don’t you believe it? Listen to Dead Kennedys song “Too drunk to fuck”. Good variant is a glass of wine. Perfect variant is a cup of strong tea.
6. Make sure bed-clothes are OK
It is necessary to do it if you plan to make sex on your bed. Make sure pillowslip and bedsheet are clean!
7. Shave
Remember a wisdom “True gentleman shaves twice a day – in the morning and before sex”. A study showed that only 40% women like moustache and beard, the rest 60% like male chin shaved.
8. Don’t forget about condoms
Put condom somewhere behind the bed to take it easily in most crucial moment.
9. Take her clothes off
Do it slowly and carefully, especially when you take tights and bra off. It would be difficult to take them off, so be careful because if you rupture them it may cause a scandal.
10. Take socks off
Sure take them off yourself and have an unforgettable sex.
Common Condom Use Tips
Condoms do not love “dummies”. They require attention while their usage! Ignorance may result in a unintended pregnancy, gonorrhea (any other venereal disease) and in worst case – in HIV. Find out tips on correct condom use.
1. Do not put condom on at the middle of sexual intercourse
According to the data of an American survey, about 44% women ask their partners to put condom on after penis penetration into vagina. Women say they remember about condom being in passion when partner is already in. After women come into their senses, they ask the partner to put condom on and think that safe sex is guaranteed. And how wrong they are! Medical experts say that this leads to unintended pregnancy and venereal disease transmission.
2. Do not keep condoms in the pocket or in the purse
Remember that heat and humidity are bad for condoms. It is recommended to keep condoms in a dry cold place. For example, in the night table behind your bed. And if sex is going to be spontaneous then you always may go to the pharmacy.
3. Never use condom more than once
It turned out that many people use condoms more than once. For example, when partner did not manage to finish but condom is already on, many think they can put condom off till prime time Sounds funny? No, it sounds rather sad. Some men use condom for several ejaculations (when sexual intercourses occur one by one with little pauses) and they motivate it as follows “Why to spend money? And condom is made of latex. It is a rubber!” Experts say that if you do not want to get presents from Venus and Stork, make it a rule to use condom just once and not more. It makes no difference if was ejaculation or not.
4. Pay attention on expire date
How often do you look on the expiration date of condoms? Never. And how wrong you are! Remember that condoms out of expire date may have micro ruptures and it makes condom unsafe protection.
5. Do not use scissors to open condoms package
Do not open condom package also with other cutting objects or teeth. Remember that such barbaric methods may crap the product.
6. Put condom off after sexual intercourse
Experts warn that sperm may squirt out of condom when penis starts getting smaller after ejaculation. It is necessary to withdraw penis from vagina immediately after intercourse holding upper part of condom with fingers.
7. Use lubricant
Even if condom is put on correctly, it may break. So it is necessary to use always lubricant or condoms with lubricants.
