Ten Things To Do Before Sex

Friday, December 9, 2011

Ten Things To Do Before Sex

Yes, sex should be spontaneous and fast. As far as possible, sex should be made in the night club toilette. However, there are basics written even for quick sexual intercourse. See what should you do before you stretch your girlfriend on the bed and creep under her skirt.

1. Have a shower
People say that women love smell of male sweat, but women are different and it is better to be on the safe side. Don’t be long in the shower! In case you delay, give her a book with interesting images or an interesting magazine.

2. Brush your teeth
This point is automatically included in previous one. Kisses, oral sex…. You should be prepared for things like that. You should be prepared for everything.

3. Choose right perfume
When you choose perfume for sex, remember that smell of male testosterone drives women crazy. Take in the shop perfume with musk. It would work great.

4. Do not eat too much
You must not eat too much before sex because after eating you would fall asleep, or even if you would not fall asleep you would be not very flexible in the bed and as a result you should have to forget about Kamasutra. Ideal food before sex is fruits and vegetables (it may be a salad).

5. Do not drink too much alcohol
Alcohol increases sexual desire but decreases ability to realize it in bed. Don’t you believe it? Listen to Dead Kennedys song “Too drunk to fuck”. Good variant is a glass of wine. Perfect variant is a cup of strong tea.

6. Make sure bed-clothes are OK
It is necessary to do it if you plan to make sex on your bed. Make sure pillowslip and bedsheet are clean!

7. Shave
Remember a wisdom “True gentleman shaves twice a day – in the morning and before sex”. A study showed that only 40% women like moustache and beard, the rest 60% like male chin shaved.

8. Don’t forget about condoms
Put condom somewhere behind the bed to take it easily in most crucial moment.

9. Take her clothes off
Do it slowly and carefully, especially when you take tights and bra off. It would be difficult to take them off, so be careful because if you rupture them it may cause a scandal.

10. Take socks off
Sure take them off yourself and have an unforgettable sex.